a few facts (updated)
1) yixin is stressed
2) yixin hates sal
3) yixin hates having to do sal’s report
4) yixin hates having to do sal’s report when she is not in the mood
5) yixin is going crazy
6) yixin has a new formula to get your brain to get work done (its crazy n it doesnt make sense):
the name of the formula is Brain-ian’s motion (:)) :
Assuming that: x = work done, and work done = nett distance travelled,
since when seated in a stationary position the brain is unable to move (it doesnt have legs doh!), the subject (i.e. the stressed people who cannot think of anything to write for idiotic reports) should get up and walk around, find a firm, hard surface and bang forehead against targetted area.
the above action should stimulate the motion of the brain by forcing it to move with relatively large amount of force against the front and back of the skull. since x = work done, and work done = distance travelled, therefore, by inducing the motion of the brain, work done of the brain should be stimulated 
note: certain amount of pain is to be anticipated. if red substance starts to drip or flow from the forehead, subject should take note that it is known as B-L-O-O-D. blood. so, if the above scenario happens, please take note that immediate medical consultation should be taken and action to stimulate the brain has to stop with immediate effect. failure to do so may result in a complete dysfunction of the brain as well as the entire body (i.e. YOU’D BE DEAD *:D*)
(well actually it doesnt work cos in the end ur brain gets back to where it is which means that x = work done = nett distance travelled = 0. but in the process u get a lot of work done!! and it includes smashing ur brain a little bit. )
ok. im totally nuts. bt who the hell cares. HAHA.
