i am suffering from constipation and i want to die!! cos i can feel my stomach bloated full of shit. and i cannot pass it out!!! can someone kill me pls? or at least let me lao sai?????? DOTS!

i have decided to change my ALS question to sth more manageable and doable. haha. anw, we were talking about the anglicizing of chinese (in sg context mainly) today in chinese rhetoric class. quite cool! urm haha. anw im duper tired n my tummy is duper bloated n i should start doing my work.